yes yum yes revolutions

I often wonder why the urge to blog always comes to me after midnight while i lie in my dark dingy room. Of course i will not further elaborate on this, in light of the new promise to self and society not to be racist, casteist or specifically mean.
Hence, moving on, i spent a particularly long time snooping on facebook today, it somehow always gets interesting after 12(again in light of my new promises this will not be further elaborated upon).
Well unfortunately i did not come across anything of gossip value. So there Ive just lost about half my readers! tch! Anyway what i did come across was a set of incomprehensible syllables which can only be described as the living proof of the conquest of "yes yum yes" aka sms lingo.
Now don't judge me so soon, i am not the girl who corrects you when you pronounce "alarm" as "alaraaam", i am in fact who for the considerable amount of time pronounced it as "alaaraam" *note how i subly add the 'i am only human' touch to this post bringing in some modesty, awesome me*
Also i am not the girl who will judge you if "u type like dis". In fact i am the understanding kindred soul possing a human touch embodying perfection.(somehow that sounded so much better in my head). har har 'nuff about me already.
PS: I do warn readers to always check their spellings though, again not because i intellectually judge on that but because about 10 mins back i typed bloobspot instead of blogspot and was lead to a homosexual pron site. Very disturbing indeed.
Again, moving on, as mentioned above sms lingo is one of the great inventions of the 20Th century. Saves time and space and money. Then again like all other great inventions of the 20Th century, this has been grossly misused.
Exhibits:
1. The excess usage of the word "z" in practically irrational places.
eg. "howzzzzzzz it going"? exactly how it helps the writer beats me but my socially active peers tell me it adds to something called the "cool value"
2. Substitute of the word "kwel" in place of "cool": this of course is the work of a celebrated (secretly) scholar who has taken it upon himself to alter the very structure of a word to make it socially acceptable among the youth. bravo! no critique comments on this one, it speaks for itself.
It should be noted that the followers of this noted scholar have done their own field of research and made the following contributions;
a. "hawwwwwt" in place of "hot"
b. "ossum" in place of "awesome"
c. "zesssky" in place of sexy (this is of course my favorite and the most awesome reconstruction)
d. "gawd" in place of god (as a peaceful agnostic i again refrain from comment)

The area we are about to enter right now is murky, gory and strangely disturbing hence people with a weak heart and strong views on grammar and kindly requested to revert away from this page and go to http://pogo.tv/ for further entertainment.
"It was another normal sultry night as i lay pursuing my interest and passion as a snooper when i accidentally stumbled upon a string of words. My mind was reeling.I went blank.*eerie background music* Then i recovered, read it again and fainted. *more eerie background music* This cycle continued for half an hour until i mustered up the courage to decipher this strange script before me. Of course it was then i realised. It was over, the battle was lost, all was gone, he has succeeded, he has erased the noble work of our forefathers, he has made the dictionary an object of deadly sin, he that bloody bloody "yes yum yes", evil wizard of the west. *dramatic drumbeat*
Probably the only surviving member of this incident i now give to you the murderous words on the script, translated into decipherable language. *deep breath* err goes:
1. "buh' daaai" : birthday
2. "b'loh" : Bangalore
3. "aiite" : alright
4. "fo" : for
5. "ova" : over (yes yes i confused it with the biological term too)
6. "rie" : right
7. "boo" : this is not even a modified word, its some sort of term of endearment invented from the famous usher song.. *puke*

And yet another blog post has come to and end. A particularly painful one at that.
As usual death threats and comments on general sluttiness is welcome. Except people a little more on the blog and little less on various other personal ventures.
"cya"
*what? never seen a hypocrite before"?