...tell jesus the bitch is back

Dear Reader,

1. Kindly note my cool title adapted from gossip girl

2. Kindly note my renewed interest in blogging after months suddenly suddenly at 2.15 in the morning

3. I have ligament tear(I'm being dramatic, my leg hurts), please suggest remedy(preferably homemade south Indian)

4. I'm not actually the bitch and not entirely back, just swalpa jobless at the moment

5. The following is a work of fiction and any resemblance to any person thing or dog, living or otherwise is purely coincidental.

There is finally some public issue which i feel like writing about, phew!

OK its not thaaaat public but not scandalously personal either (yaay me!)

i wish i can elaborate on how i came to think of this particular topic and sound super smart but my leg hurts :(
so getting to the point:
Super smart persons awesome question one:
"why is leching such a bad thing"

Super smart persons awesome question two
"why is it especially taboo among women"

Food for thought:
Commentor: "My god you are gifted with such intelligence"
Commentee(as if thats a word): swells with pride;

Commentor: "my god you have such a nice ass"

Commentee(even if it was, as if it will be spelt like this, tch bad spellings shreya) : Cries, goes to Amma(no no not Jayalaitha) and Appa and registers police complaint.

Forgive my obviously inappropriate comparison but i do not look for this degree of progression, all i ask is, why are women so offended when they are leched at? Its a compliment to an asset after all, just like the brain or face, eyes etc. how come everything neck below is taboo? I don't get the reasoning, cuss my un evolved self.

Then there is the concept that only men can and will lech. What nonsense! Women like leching too. Why is a female lech seen with such contempt? society society thou art a cruel bitch!

Now that we have established that leching is not bad and before i get "over the top" dirty remarks:

Comment on public interest: lech away dear men and women, but recognize the thin line between leching and doing "porkiness" otherwise called being offensive i.e everything is good only in moderation (except butterchicken and corner house ice cream).

Hence (Such a subtle way to sum up):

1. One must limit leching habits to another that does not mind it.

2. "Another" must widen horizon and be more open to being leched at.

3. If another does'nt want to, then "one" must not force it on "another "and direct attention else ware.

4. One must keeps ones hand to ones self at all times, unless given permission to otherwise.

5. One must always wash hands before eating. (general advice)

PS: note how the above is gender neutral making me an awesome feminist.. (again yaay me!)

Apologies for profound joblessness and promise that the bitch shall be properly back.. shortly.. after my leg stops hurting :(

As usual death threats and serious questioning on blogger's moral character and general sluttiness is welcome.

Also if u like the concept of female leching, join the female lech club:

office: nlu arc

registration on request

attendance necessary everyday after 9 P.M

maybe i should change the blog name to "the lech is back"
ehhhh and btw i only voice favorable lech opinions. Otherwise I'm innocent iyer girl who did not even know the spelling of lech until blogspot "spell check" told me.. *innocent eyelash flutter*
and my leg still hurts :(