suresh vs. suresh

Topic of the current week seemed to be how I'm so ahead of my generation(for obvious reasons which will not be elaborated for fear of being reported abuse). Whilst i was basking in this glory(i think its a compliment!), my phone rings.

Caller: HI AKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: hey soans!
Caller(now identified as my sister): wazzzzaaaaaaaa
*children! always so enthusiastic*
Me: ....... (social conversations)
Sonu: soooo.... what plans for V day da!
Me: *temporary reflection on lack of conjugal interests and general emptiness of life* no plan Sonu! this day is for stupid people who encourage mass purchase of nonsense from the Archie gallery. *ha! temporarily inflated*
Sonu: oh phuleeeez! your just sad you don't have a valentine *giggles*
Me: *knew i should not have left her in Bangalore* : oh! because u soooo have a valentine *catching up on the lingo*
Sonu: Duh! Of course i do.
*strike one*
Me: but but but but... ur in the 7Th grade!!!!!
Sonu: so? hes in 7Th grade too!
*yea that makes this union so holy*
Me: OK wait lemme get this straight! U have a boyfriend!? Is this the guy you once previously threatened into liking you??
Sonu: oh no no.. this is another guy, hes also getting me a gift for valentines.
*gasp*
Me: bleecchhh yea okay
Sonu: yeaa but i don't think this this is gonna work out.
*gasp*
Me: *im losing this battle* why sonu?
Sonu: well if the other guy were to ask me out.....
Me: *assuming she was referring to the one she previously threatened*: you will dump your present boyfriend??
Sonu: yeaa see i really wont have to do that, they are in different classes.. *exited giggles*
Me: *feeling faint*: I think we've had enough for one day honey, i will call u tomorrow.
Sonu: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Sigh*, Guess one can never be too ahead.