Just to clarify this article has absolutely nothing to do with the metro rail construction and its implication on bangalore's traffic, sitting in this village i hardly care. AND this clarification is NOT my idea of a joke, yes my sense of humor is improving hence im serious here!
Ok status quo and rants about myself before i actually go into the essence. After the gruelling ordeal of mid terms when i was reminicing an evening of alcohol, i get to know i have a moot in 2 days. Im going to leave out my whole struggle on the ambiguity of the problem and the other problems of my life in the light of my new resolution to promote positivity(itl last about 2 days).
So as i sat reading numerous irrelevant judgement, ze drifting of the minds happened to ze boys(yes at this point i see a bunch of u giggle girls swelling, no i am not advertising prospects of the eligible guys, sheesh), anyhu i remembered sometime back i had said these exact words, "i prefer guys who are from a metro" and after a while "i prefer metrosexual men" and my very able friends put 2 and 2 together added up a five and assumed i said "metrosexual men are from metros" and i was tormented for months.. tchah
The point i am trying to make here is my deep concerns of the increasing "feminity" in men.. i am sure il be ponced on at this juncture with a hundred man like feminists(the irony) but heres the reasoning, manner does not reflect character, to explain further, a tomboy is not always strong willed neither is a femine man always sensitive(he could may as well one of us bitches).
so getting back to my concerns, now guys, for the last time!
statutory warning: The statements cited below are all real in nature and any resemblence to any person living or dead is intentional so if u think this is about u, well ur right.. if you dont, well ur facing a bigger problem of acute delusion.
1.Unless in highly compelling circumstances, NO pink, NO purple and certainly NO flowers teddy bears or any such symbols on ur attire.
2. if ur voices haven cracked yet please work on it! trust me after some hard work its bound to. when some of these uncracked voices call me from behind i have such a conflict which gender summons me.
3. I get ur sense of sensitivity but leave the whining to us girls
4. Ok in extreme circumstances, but what is blasphemy is trying to break down and analyse human behaviour and forming relationship judgements based on it! now we girls phd in that, so for the sake of a certain "pete", DO NOT take that away from us.
5. Metrosexual is okay! favorable even, but when u start giving a girl advice on how to colour coordinate her wadrobe is where you ought to rethink. or actually relocate to UK(ref: law on gay marriages)
6. We get ur newly developed compelling need to "discuss" and "express" and "solve issues", but sometimes JUST LET IT BE, i am not interested in rants on how "i am not sure where this relationship is going... i dunno what i want" especially by boys who i DO NOT play girlfriend to.. sheesh.
7. Getting back to point one, dear fellows, NO pink does not reflect sensitivty.. it refects dirty cotton candy in an exibition.
so boys, "metro erectus", get the implication? well even if you dont, if u dont follow the rules, u wont be getting any of it, metro or no metro...
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
why do i have to title every entry
The days are getting warmer the moods are getting calmer and... ok i thats about all the rhyming i can do with a blatant lie about the mood.. noone is getting any calmer the sun and sand(not to mention sand dunes) are so discreetly penerating into everyones head and hitting that one nerve where, as my friend very apty put it, "you want to fire the silencer on every little head that looks you in the eye", i however dont have any such extreme feelings(yet).. and now the part has come where i get to whine about how much work we have and how my moots suck.. *whines.. whines..hmmm.. ok whines*.. ok im done.. ahh but there is one thing to look forward to.. HOME! Now unless your stuck in my position you will not understand the blissfullness of the situation.. so im going to explain to you why exactly im so exited
1. unlimited food(south indian not the stupid dal roti) served at the couch(most of the time fed!)
2. super awesome pampering
3. relatives who will even now complain about how im losing weight(thats about the any place thats gonna happen anymore)
4. older people gossip, which has somehow gotten more interesting than ours.. buck up teenagers
ahh if i have forgotten to mention, the fam has discovered the pleasures of the world of internet(yes yes they did not know about it before and yes they have asked me to teach them a million times and YES i have made up excuses everytime like every other kid) which means they found the blog (and didn quite understand although they are in complete denial of the same). so this basically means i get frequent calls on skype with 3 people trying to fit into one web cam and frantically waving..
Facebook is getting real boring of late.. im suprised this is one of my only blogs where i haven made fun of a facebook entry.. no girls whining on facebook about estranged relationships, no philo people airing their opinion on various irrlevent matters in the form of "notes", no people writing 25 things about themselves which is bascially "25 thinks i want the world to know which i think will increase my cool quotient PS: only 2 and half of them are true" no cottons girl flauting their new haircut and highly expensive clothes bought just so that they can click pictures and put them up on face book... hey there i just managed another rant! knew facebook wouldn let me down.. now that i have ranted for sufficient space.. i will continue with the productive work.. i dunno why i keep saying that.. when all the work i have now is to expand my cynicism with murphys law.. i guess its part of law to appear busy unless your paid to be otherwise.
PS: opinion needed, comment on the lameness of the name of the blog "bitchiness revisited many times with that disgusting :P.. oh ok i just did, will change when i find something that will appear witty with inert characteristic lameness"
1. unlimited food(south indian not the stupid dal roti) served at the couch(most of the time fed!)
2. super awesome pampering
3. relatives who will even now complain about how im losing weight(thats about the any place thats gonna happen anymore)
4. older people gossip, which has somehow gotten more interesting than ours.. buck up teenagers
ahh if i have forgotten to mention, the fam has discovered the pleasures of the world of internet(yes yes they did not know about it before and yes they have asked me to teach them a million times and YES i have made up excuses everytime like every other kid) which means they found the blog (and didn quite understand although they are in complete denial of the same). so this basically means i get frequent calls on skype with 3 people trying to fit into one web cam and frantically waving..
Facebook is getting real boring of late.. im suprised this is one of my only blogs where i haven made fun of a facebook entry.. no girls whining on facebook about estranged relationships, no philo people airing their opinion on various irrlevent matters in the form of "notes", no people writing 25 things about themselves which is bascially "25 thinks i want the world to know which i think will increase my cool quotient PS: only 2 and half of them are true" no cottons girl flauting their new haircut and highly expensive clothes bought just so that they can click pictures and put them up on face book... hey there i just managed another rant! knew facebook wouldn let me down.. now that i have ranted for sufficient space.. i will continue with the productive work.. i dunno why i keep saying that.. when all the work i have now is to expand my cynicism with murphys law.. i guess its part of law to appear busy unless your paid to be otherwise.
PS: opinion needed, comment on the lameness of the name of the blog "bitchiness revisited many times with that disgusting :P.. oh ok i just did, will change when i find something that will appear witty with inert characteristic lameness"
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