return of the jedi

ok firstly the title has no relavence to the post i just did not know what to write. now since i am blogging after a considerable amount of time, my opinions on pretty much everything has changed. So you will not see me using lame lines from gossip girl or in genereal being all "cottons", although you will still sense strong hints of bitchiness( i am sorry, it is hard to get rid of), also i am too lazy to run a spellcheck at the end of this so if you find any blatant spelling mistake it is purely a typo( i claim to have won spelling bee in the 1st grade) anyway so i dont exactly know why i am writing this, other than the fact that i am extremely bored, actually most people who say this dont actually mean it.Its just that they dont know the reason or its too lame to make public.Now whether i fall in that catagory i dont know or dont want to know.
i think valentine day sucks. i am not saying it because i am a bitter old maid(or maybe i am. i dont kno).
i came across this facebook profile of this woman who has in her info section mentioned her boyfriends name under interests.As if that was not enough she went on into a full rant on why exactly he falls under that purview and it went something like this:
"Luv ov mah Lyfe ♥ ..aiiite people dis iz mah man... 2 words can give u a brief over view of dis person.""swee'est heart"".Not only does he love me alonebut at the same time he's alwaiz luking out fo his friends & close ones. Adventurous, creative, talented, etc. r some ov his popular traits.Unique individual, chilled out personality.Wht impresses me tho' iz his ability to be aindependant n a very honest Man...the way he thinks n puts thingz down to me....its jus truely amazin...he did make a big difference in mah lyfe...n luv him soo much mo fo ththe's got a gud sense ov Humor..n the purest heart eva.. thts got me stuck on him..., cute n has a round tummy(dat i kinda luv; -) ).. a man who i wuz lukin fo...hes the sweetest thing at times n the biggest arrghhh sumtimes(not reallie)hehe........buh watevah..not everything is PERFECT rie!???? No doubt i hav ma flaws 2 buh its these thingsdat keeps us strongely in Luv ! right boo?
i cannot believe i just ccp'ed a facebook profile. i am going to get into a lot of trouble for this. but i just could not resist. and also notice how sms language deviced to save money has been exploited to form a whole new language. "dialect of the blonds".
I had seriously considered taking clat this time but the thought of filling all the forms again put me off the idea. i think it was just a passing phase because i met some "intellectually stimulating" people at a debate. talking about "intellectual stimulation"( i am putting this word in quotes because i am going to make a lot of fun of this later). this word has been misused by a lot of people lately. its become a new style especially in my college which has already misused death metal bands and turned CHE into a clothing line(who i am not a big fan of btw, but about that later). so this "intellectual stimation"(i am going to call it IT for short to save space) has become a precedent to talk to people. i mean what about the poor dumb people, do they not have a right to life(ctrl+alt+F, article 21). and furthermore i dont get what exactly IT means and not be too sexist but ive heard this phrase a lot more from females than i have from the guys. So i finally mustered the will to make the effort to pose the question to this particular woman who had previously used and misused it to the exact extend of moving me from my comfort postition and making the effort to ask. the exact answer i get goes something like this, "now ummm see *snaps fingers incessecently* you wont understand(YEAH RIGHT!). its like. its like. hmm someone who can talk to about stuff like inflation" phew! now i didn exactly what else is the stuff that is like inflation and well okay so lets talk about "inflation", "so bob what do you think of inflation". "uhh i dont know mate i guess another can of beers gonna cost me 5 cents more, pity innit?".. there you go an IT conversation on inflation..
In 48 hours the only edible item i have consumed is a can of juice. i have been harping about this because it is a new record for me. and no i have not been sucked into the whole "size zero" thingy(not completely anyway). just a simple case of food poisoning so if any of you wantto make me feel better, i like chocolates(oh damn cant eat that either!) sheesh this sucks.
now that i have wasted considerable aamount of time and space i shall get back to my usual productive activities. *wall i simply stare at, here i come!*