sordid desert sightings...

Now honestly noone likes to be gossip girl do they?..at least not whole heatedly.. its something society(in my case sindhu) imposes on u..And then it becomes like a state of nature when your bombarded with scandals everywhere you turn..hmph

Like for instance a few days back, when i was walking around minding my own business... the evil snoop quality in me maintained at permissible levels...

All went gud until the evil forces of nature.. put the most hideous sight in front of me.. two particularly repulsive people eating each others faces against a wall. Oh the mental agony.. still gives me nightmares.. *sniff sniff*

Now having evolved into a modern society i dont think most of us would really mind watching people make out as long its on TV and done tactfully.. now these two people you wouldn even want to SEE... see making out is just beyond the question..

So after the effects of this traumatic incident wore off(the process of which involved considering family counselling) i began to somehow notice (albeit at a lesser degree) a high degree of PDA all around me..

God the sheer cheesiness of the whole thing.. what happened to the glorious times when love was communicated through eye contact..(ya ya that wore off with primitive man i know) but wouldn you really rather have that then see lap dances and face licking around you..
So its bad enough these people perform their conjugal duties in public. You forget to wear your glasses and expressly avoid or feign blindness your spared of the gruelling ordeal.
Then comes the fight and "issues". Now i dont mind brawls in public its even entertaining to watch..
The worst are the type of people who think theyr solving their issues privately but end up including the entire world.. they discuss and discuss and discuss and then breathe and discuss a little more with every person they come across..apparently to get different perspectives..(WHAT PERSPECTIVES??!!THERES NO REAL PROBLEM!!!)
Then there are the types who use facebook as a means of dispute resolution.. its networking sites used by normal people to keep in touch with people and take applications(refer previous blog) not a public forum for drama..and i have never seen anything as abused as the relationship information on facebook..people go from single to committed to married in a span of few hours.. both law and social customs take a severe hit..
So my dear fellow humans please go and read up on the "dirty linens in public" proverb..
I seem to be getting whineier in every blog.. ok reader/s next week fun blog..
xoxo

The guide to "cool" new apps..

okay so getting inspired by sindhu i did my own lil research on the oh so entertaining applications on facebook(and by research i mean going over the 1000 applications ive taken...:P) so anyway i came across a few funny ones.. err goes:

super poke: so theres normal poke and super poke.. how many of us actually tolerate a poke in real life? and now its new suave and virtual people!! and just "poke" is even tolerable.. then they come u with super pokes.. today my profile opened to "xyz has just celebrated obama with you, dont you want to do something back" and then above it theres a picture of a goat o cow 0 sheep o something with a flag.. poor Mr president with all the economic crisis.. very mean facebook..as if that wasn enough i had a whole option of super pokes before me.. which went from "hula hooped"(call me ignorant but i really dont know what that it) and belly flopped with(how many of us actually have the figure for dat.. i take personal offense).. and a whole range of pinch bite chump headbutt(go zidane) throw polar bear at(beacuse they are roaming around so freely) etc..phew jus reading it all was mentally tormenting.. im suing facebook for nervous shock(im a law student yaay yaay)

So after a tiring ordeal of super pokes i came across something whos exact lines are "mafia wars with your naughtiest friends".. Is it just me or has facebook got a comeletely wrong idea of Italy and Mario Puzo.. and theres a list of people with their naughtiness ranks who i can wage a mafia war with.. it was like a mixture of 1st grade teacher records and a bad version of warcraft.. slap..gosh..

now all the others seem pretty okay(except things like which weapon are you and which drug are u.. and i was under the impression that i was human..ok bad line)

so everything was going good and i was being nice girl and sticking to my profile until somehow evil instincts overpowered and i started snooping(im gonna still say for "research" purposes) and i came across the profile of this blessed soul who probably buried under joblessness took this question and answer exercise.. and then had the nerve to publish it.. ahh the bliss of ignorance.. so the following can happen to me if i write the rest
1. head bitten off
2. polar bear thrown at(facebook style)
3. or just plain debarred from society for life

so if you dont hear from me after this you know what happened.. err goes few of the funny ones
PS: the starred ones r my personal comments(for the dim wits who wont figure it out)


My bedtime: Midnight at the most.*see people i can sleep whenever i want im so independent

Do you swear:Kind of *what is kind of swear? you either swear or u dont.. or is it kind of swearing where to say "shes such B***H" and giggle????!!!

Do you think you're attractive:Someone actually made this question up? So much for self-esteem! *someone is actually taking this quiz? so much for self anything..*

When you were little, you used to...want to grow up and now I want to get back to those innocent days! * im too virtually condemned to comment*

What makes you laugh: Jokes *u don say? the rest of us laugh at tragic stories u kno*

ok i hav a lot more to say but my conscience restricts me.. im gonna stop and go into hiding now..
xoxo :D