metro erectus

Just to clarify this article has absolutely nothing to do with the metro rail construction and its implication on bangalore's traffic, sitting in this village i hardly care. AND this clarification is NOT my idea of a joke, yes my sense of humor is improving hence im serious here!
Ok status quo and rants about myself before i actually go into the essence. After the gruelling ordeal of mid terms when i was reminicing an evening of alcohol, i get to know i have a moot in 2 days. Im going to leave out my whole struggle on the ambiguity of the problem and the other problems of my life in the light of my new resolution to promote positivity(itl last about 2 days).
So as i sat reading numerous irrelevant judgement, ze drifting of the minds happened to ze boys(yes at this point i see a bunch of u giggle girls swelling, no i am not advertising prospects of the eligible guys, sheesh), anyhu i remembered sometime back i had said these exact words, "i prefer guys who are from a metro" and after a while "i prefer metrosexual men" and my very able friends put 2 and 2 together added up a five and assumed i said "metrosexual men are from metros" and i was tormented for months.. tchah
The point i am trying to make here is my deep concerns of the increasing "feminity" in men.. i am sure il be ponced on at this juncture with a hundred man like feminists(the irony) but heres the reasoning, manner does not reflect character, to explain further, a tomboy is not always strong willed neither is a femine man always sensitive(he could may as well one of us bitches).
so getting back to my concerns, now guys, for the last time!
statutory warning: The statements cited below are all real in nature and any resemblence to any person living or dead is intentional so if u think this is about u, well ur right.. if you dont, well ur facing a bigger problem of acute delusion.
1.Unless in highly compelling circumstances, NO pink, NO purple and certainly NO flowers teddy bears or any such symbols on ur attire.
2. if ur voices haven cracked yet please work on it! trust me after some hard work its bound to. when some of these uncracked voices call me from behind i have such a conflict which gender summons me.
3. I get ur sense of sensitivity but leave the whining to us girls
4. Ok in extreme circumstances, but what is blasphemy is trying to break down and analyse human behaviour and forming relationship judgements based on it! now we girls phd in that, so for the sake of a certain "pete", DO NOT take that away from us.
5. Metrosexual is okay! favorable even, but when u start giving a girl advice on how to colour coordinate her wadrobe is where you ought to rethink. or actually relocate to UK(ref: law on gay marriages)
6. We get ur newly developed compelling need to "discuss" and "express" and "solve issues", but sometimes JUST LET IT BE, i am not interested in rants on how "i am not sure where this relationship is going... i dunno what i want" especially by boys who i DO NOT play girlfriend to.. sheesh.
7. Getting back to point one, dear fellows, NO pink does not reflect sensitivty.. it refects dirty cotton candy in an exibition.

so boys, "metro erectus", get the implication? well even if you dont, if u dont follow the rules, u wont be getting any of it, metro or no metro...