Saturday, November 22, 2008

sordid desert sightings...

Now honestly noone likes to be gossip girl do they?..at least not whole heatedly.. its something society(in my case sindhu) imposes on u..And then it becomes like a state of nature when your bombarded with scandals everywhere you turn..hmph

Like for instance a few days back, when i was walking around minding my own business... the evil snoop quality in me maintained at permissible levels...

All went gud until the evil forces of nature.. put the most hideous sight in front of me.. two particularly repulsive people eating each others faces against a wall. Oh the mental agony.. still gives me nightmares.. *sniff sniff*

Now having evolved into a modern society i dont think most of us would really mind watching people make out as long its on TV and done tactfully.. now these two people you wouldn even want to SEE... see making out is just beyond the question..

So after the effects of this traumatic incident wore off(the process of which involved considering family counselling) i began to somehow notice (albeit at a lesser degree) a high degree of PDA all around me..

God the sheer cheesiness of the whole thing.. what happened to the glorious times when love was communicated through eye contact..(ya ya that wore off with primitive man i know) but wouldn you really rather have that then see lap dances and face licking around you..
So its bad enough these people perform their conjugal duties in public. You forget to wear your glasses and expressly avoid or feign blindness your spared of the gruelling ordeal.
Then comes the fight and "issues". Now i dont mind brawls in public its even entertaining to watch..
The worst are the type of people who think theyr solving their issues privately but end up including the entire world.. they discuss and discuss and discuss and then breathe and discuss a little more with every person they come across..apparently to get different perspectives..(WHAT PERSPECTIVES??!!THERES NO REAL PROBLEM!!!)
Then there are the types who use facebook as a means of dispute resolution.. its networking sites used by normal people to keep in touch with people and take applications(refer previous blog) not a public forum for drama..and i have never seen anything as abused as the relationship information on facebook..people go from single to committed to married in a span of few hours.. both law and social customs take a severe hit..
So my dear fellow humans please go and read up on the "dirty linens in public" proverb..
I seem to be getting whineier in every blog.. ok reader/s next week fun blog..
xoxo

2 comments:

Spaz Kumari said...

the quicker you reconcile yourself to being the gossip girl you desperately want to be, the better. Now. More importantly...

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? NAMES, WOMAN!

you know we love you ;)

iyer girl said...

haha woman i need to be in this college another 9 sems.. n i was trying to be modest.. but fine if all you people are so keen on me being gossip girl.. fine fine im gossip girl.. but im only doing it fr u guys... :)