The guide to "cool" new apps..

okay so getting inspired by sindhu i did my own lil research on the oh so entertaining applications on facebook(and by research i mean going over the 1000 applications ive taken...:P) so anyway i came across a few funny ones.. err goes:

super poke: so theres normal poke and super poke.. how many of us actually tolerate a poke in real life? and now its new suave and virtual people!! and just "poke" is even tolerable.. then they come u with super pokes.. today my profile opened to "xyz has just celebrated obama with you, dont you want to do something back" and then above it theres a picture of a goat o cow 0 sheep o something with a flag.. poor Mr president with all the economic crisis.. very mean facebook..as if that wasn enough i had a whole option of super pokes before me.. which went from "hula hooped"(call me ignorant but i really dont know what that it) and belly flopped with(how many of us actually have the figure for dat.. i take personal offense).. and a whole range of pinch bite chump headbutt(go zidane) throw polar bear at(beacuse they are roaming around so freely) etc..phew jus reading it all was mentally tormenting.. im suing facebook for nervous shock(im a law student yaay yaay)

So after a tiring ordeal of super pokes i came across something whos exact lines are "mafia wars with your naughtiest friends".. Is it just me or has facebook got a comeletely wrong idea of Italy and Mario Puzo.. and theres a list of people with their naughtiness ranks who i can wage a mafia war with.. it was like a mixture of 1st grade teacher records and a bad version of warcraft.. slap..gosh..

now all the others seem pretty okay(except things like which weapon are you and which drug are u.. and i was under the impression that i was human..ok bad line)

so everything was going good and i was being nice girl and sticking to my profile until somehow evil instincts overpowered and i started snooping(im gonna still say for "research" purposes) and i came across the profile of this blessed soul who probably buried under joblessness took this question and answer exercise.. and then had the nerve to publish it.. ahh the bliss of ignorance.. so the following can happen to me if i write the rest
1. head bitten off
2. polar bear thrown at(facebook style)
3. or just plain debarred from society for life

so if you dont hear from me after this you know what happened.. err goes few of the funny ones
PS: the starred ones r my personal comments(for the dim wits who wont figure it out)


My bedtime: Midnight at the most.*see people i can sleep whenever i want im so independent

Do you swear:Kind of *what is kind of swear? you either swear or u dont.. or is it kind of swearing where to say "shes such B***H" and giggle????!!!

Do you think you're attractive:Someone actually made this question up? So much for self-esteem! *someone is actually taking this quiz? so much for self anything..*

When you were little, you used to...want to grow up and now I want to get back to those innocent days! * im too virtually condemned to comment*

What makes you laugh: Jokes *u don say? the rest of us laugh at tragic stories u kno*

ok i hav a lot more to say but my conscience restricts me.. im gonna stop and go into hiding now..
xoxo :D