Topic of the current week seemed to be how I'm so ahead of my generation(for obvious reasons which will not be elaborated for fear of being reported abuse). Whilst i was basking in this glory(i think its a compliment!), my phone rings.
Caller: HI AKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: hey soans!
Caller(now identified as my sister): wazzzzaaaaaaaa
*children! always so enthusiastic*
Me: ....... (social conversations)
Sonu: soooo.... what plans for V day da!
Me: *temporary reflection on lack of conjugal interests and general emptiness of life* no plan Sonu! this day is for stupid people who encourage mass purchase of nonsense from the Archie gallery. *ha! temporarily inflated*
Sonu: oh phuleeeez! your just sad you don't have a valentine *giggles*
Me: *knew i should not have left her in Bangalore* : oh! because u soooo have a valentine *catching up on the lingo*
Sonu: Duh! Of course i do.
*strike one*
Me: but but but but... ur in the 7Th grade!!!!!
Sonu: so? hes in 7Th grade too!
*yea that makes this union so holy*
Me: OK wait lemme get this straight! U have a boyfriend!? Is this the guy you once previously threatened into liking you??
Sonu: oh no no.. this is another guy, hes also getting me a gift for valentines.
*gasp*
Me: bleecchhh yea okay
Sonu: yeaa but i don't think this this is gonna work out.
*gasp*
Me: *im losing this battle* why sonu?
Sonu: well if the other guy were to ask me out.....
Me: *assuming she was referring to the one she previously threatened*: you will dump your present boyfriend??
Sonu: yeaa see i really wont have to do that, they are in different classes.. *exited giggles*
Me: *feeling faint*: I think we've had enough for one day honey, i will call u tomorrow.
Sonu: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Sigh*, Guess one can never be too ahead.
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im happy to hear that sonu is following in glorious family tradition. :D
though this conversation is making me properly ashamed of myself :(
Zis iz called setting an example. Are you really surprised? :P
*feeling faint* >> Yeah. Right.
Suddenly I'm so glad my parents didn't have another kid. They would have had to spend so much on shrinks for the kid.
@spaz: eh what since when did dating in kindergarden become MY family tradition!
@ divya: what man.. chaa im being innocent iyer girl all suprised at how the world the progressing
@sindhu: (ok im not sure what to say to that)
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